Thursday, May 29, 2014

The End of Another Chapter

As I'm laying on the couch feeling sorry for myself and watching Harry Potter (Harry Potter is the cure for everything... try it next time anything is wrong), I figured I have some time to write an update.

First of all, microwave popcorn is the devil.  That's why I'm on the couch feeling sorry for myself.  It's like the devil because it tempts you with its intoxicating fragrance and beautiful, buttery-yellow fluff.  You feel great about yourself while you're stuffing your face, enjoying its deliciousness.  Then... soon after eating almost an entire bag (because you just can't not eat the whole bag), you immediately regret it and wish you could take it all back, and never even popped the darn bag. 

Like I tell my students... When you make bad choices, bad things happen.

WHY DON'T I LISTEN TO MY OWN DANG GOOD ADVICE?!?!?!

My poor, poor sensitive tummy... and my darn gluttonous eyes/nose/mouth.



Hey!  I just helped you all learn a valuable lesson!

Microwave popcorn = devil.

You're welcome!


Soooo, it's been a long while since my last post and many, many things have changed since then!

Let me preface this with: I am now a full-on sensitive, emotional woman.  Congratulations, me.  I knew it would happen sometime.  My college friends used to joke around with me that I was like a guy and was always very chill and not very emotional. WELP... That's not true anymore! At least not at the moment.....


I'M ENGAGED!!!!!